Well, this is awkward

Best advice I've ever received: just eat watermelons for the rest of your life. That way, you'll never get fat.
-If I had a dollar for every time i smile at your jokes, i'd go broke.
-Always smile at the old people. They need to know not every teen is a hoodlum.
-Saying things with accents make it much cooler.
-When you have a big test tomorrow; keep away from Tumblr.
-Telling yo mama jokes to your siblings dont work.
-Don't let your mother brush your hair when she's mad.
-All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.
-There are times in life where you're going to want to pull the trigger, but holding on for a little while longer could be worth it.
-When eating a banana, don't make eye contact. It just gets awkward.
-When going for a long drive, don't forget to pee.
-Socializing is fun. Sitting in your room on the internet all day isn't ideal for you, kid.
-Never forget your bus pass.
-Tie your shoe laces before you go running after someone.
-Cool story bro is not a compliment.
-Don't look down.
#Glee #Harry Potter #All Time Low #Yes, I am a nerd.